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livinglovinoloca:

#are you fucking kidding me #LOOK AT THIS #THIS IS STEPHEN COLBERT #AND HE IS WALKING #A MOTHER #FUCKING #BALD#EAGLE #chill like the fuck out #LIKE THIS BITCH RIGHT #OH JUST CLEANIN’ UP AFTER MY PET EAGLE NO BIG DEAL AMERICA #jfc

(Source: theredhairing)

dragonrose123:

Why, brother?

(Source: look-likebarbie)

  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

jazztronic:

The thing I particularly love about HighbloodxDolorosa is imagining them in humanstuck

Like Highblood would be this big tall muscley scary guy

But when Dolorosa says “do the dishes” he grumpily goes and does the dishes because his woman kind of scares him

“I’ve had it up to here with this fucking woman do the motherfucking dishes yourself”

“What Did You Say”

“NOTHING I LOVE YOU”

“Thought So”

visualgraphic:

Life Potions

(Source: mikbeth)

8ad8r8k:

why the fuck is charmeleon red

its like that one kid in highschool who dyes his hair because he doesnt want anyone to think he’s related to his family but everyone can tell anyway

(Source: cloverge)

BUTTS: Calling for help →

nutellaavenger:

This is my cat Boots.
He’s a sweet cat in desperate need of medical attention to his leg. He’s currently staying at a neighbor’s place because we’re not allowed to keep him in the apartment in this condition.

His appointment to the vet is this coming monday (June 4th) and the bill is going…

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